I'm not a great one for quoting Burns, after he urged henpecked husbands to take a switch to their wife, but this line from To a Louse seems to fit.
If you haven't already seen it, this Taiwanese take on this week's independence row is absolutely hilarious. They certainly seem to understand Scotland well - because we have spaceships fuelled on Irn Bru in our streets all the time, don't you know?
And did you know that the referendum had timed to coincide with the 700th anniversary of Mel Gibson's death?
When this was pointed out to the makers, they simply said "it's funnier this way."
Can't argue with that.