And what do you mean, everyone on the Lib Dem Voice team is classier than I am? I'm truly hurt.
Anyway, our dear leader finds his way into its scandal ridden pages this week. This is the story.
lexie writes: "My friend was at Westminster with Nick Clegg and says the only thing remarkable about him was that he was always first in the lunch queue."Given that he was competing for that position with similarly young, fit, hungry teenagers, I'd actually say that was pretty remarkable.