I mean, I haven't bought a guitar
Nor have I cleaned the house,
or bought milk, though I was in Morrisons an hour ago and forgot.
Although I don't have the technology to join in with this meme, I am surprised that nobody has added the verse "I'm sorry I haven't delivered the leaflets."
Is this because although we are all sad enough to waste tonnes of time on the internet, we always make sure our leaflets are out there first?
If you have no idea what I'm talking about and are intrigued, have a look here.
Pink Dog's response is my favourite, but nothing new there:-)